October 28, 2008

Enjoy as the McCain campaign goes into total and complete meltdown

John McCain will never recover from this humiliating defeat.

His reputation is in tatters. He'll be known as the scoundrel who ran the most disgusting and evil campaign in US history. Kids a hundred years from now, when they hear the words "John McCain" or "Sarah Palin" will think "fraud", "idiot" or "low point for America".


Goodbye John McCain. You lived a good life and built a good reputation, and then you destroyed it in a desperate and humiliating quest for power.

America hates you. America laughs at you (and your idiot of a running mate).

Go away.


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Very funny, Keith. We've won!! We've won an Obama!!

We're gonna get some CHANGE!!

We've won some HOPE and CHANGE!!!

By the time Obama's done redistributing the wealth all you're gonna have left is spare CHANGE!!!

Look. I despise McCain as much as anybody. However, beating McCain in an election is a very hollow victory. You couldn't find a more pathetic pair of opponents than McCain and Palin, the angry grandpa and the barbie doll candidates.

But what have we "won" with Obama?

Is he going to reduce US imperialism and it's military presence abroad and military expenditure?

NO. He talks about moving troops from Iraq to Afghanistan but has no philosophical aversion to fighting the "Global War on Terror (tm)".

Is he going to "save the economy" with stimulus packages and "cutting taxes"?

NO. These actions will only make things worse.


Is he going to look good in a suit and deliver stirring prepared speeches?

HELL YES!

O-BA-MA!

O-BA-MA!

O-BA-MA!

We've won the horse race!!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, Keith. Obama's 1/2 million man Youth Brigade will round you up for mixing your recycled plastic with your recycled glass too:

Obama's Youth Brigade


This is what fascism looks like dumbasses.

BwahahahahaHAHAHA!!

Anonymous said...

There's the possibility that McCain can win - if the election turns out to be rigged like the last two. With quite the popular vote in present polls, it'll require dirtier tricks than before but the CIA has rigged elections before for puppet dictators.

Anonymous said...

Change by taxing the rich. It's a brand new concept. Hope by letting the French set our foreign policy posture. Maybe if we start calling soccer "football" the American game will just disappear altogether. The world would like us better then. More bidet's would help too. We need lots more things from France - things with more silent letters in their names - souffle, coup d'etat, menage e tois. I love Obama. We are just going to start being so much more....oh, i don't know...not American. Feels nice, doesn't it. It's just all those rednecks clinging to their guns and religion and NASCAR and Ted Nugent albums. I KNOW! Those rednecks work too hard! What they need is to stop working! Start collecting more welfare! That's the ticket! If they stop working on the farms and in car repair shops then they'll get poorer and need government assistance! Then the number of white people reliant on the government will level-out with the rest of the society.

Mark Justin Josephs said...

Tooo Funnnny...

Anonymous said...

Anon October 28, 2008 10:02 PM:

How do you rig the Electoral College? You are aware the EC elects the President, and that it isn't by popular vote, right? Right?

Another thing about rigging - if the popular vote were rigged, why win it by such a small margin that lawsuits put the win in jeopardy? Ooh! Let me guess! So it looks more authentic, right? Right?

Anonymous said...

McCain looked terribly unstable this afternoon. Maybe he is having those little tiaa events now?

I don't think he will last another week. His health appears to be going down faster than his campaign.

Either way, makes No Difference to Me: RIP: McCain & GOP.

ps: Palin, time to return the clothes now...lol, holding my side.

Anonymous said...

McCain should get an Academy Award nomination for Best Comedic Political Performance by an Old War-Mongering Jackass.

Anonymous said...

John Herbert Hoover McCain
Sarah George Wallace Palin.

Disgusting. Desperate. Doomed.

You're going DOWN. 6 days of misery left for the USA. Then a fresh start in a new direction UP.

GOP = DEAD.

Anonymous said...

McCain could very well win Keith.
If he loses, he won't be remembered, but forgotten within a month.
Also, the only person who would go down in infamy if Obama wins is the nazi-skinhead who shoots him.
This isn't what I want, just typical of the way things ususally go in this country.

Anonymous said...

McCain is as weak as Bob Dole, as a presidential candidate. Why the Republicans chose him is beyond me.

Though it has been funny/pathetic watching the Republicans/Fox News types bashing Ron Paul (an authentic conservative) and labeling him a nut. All the while claiming THEY (big government neo-imperialists) are conservatives.

Snake oil salesmen the lot.

Anonymous said...

DEAD MAN TALKING.