What future does the GOP have with this base, these few remaining states, and this misguided focus?

* Ignorant
* Uneducated
* Mean-spirited
* Born-again but un-christian
* Closed-minded
* Anti-environment
* Rich
* Big business
* Anti-science
* Incompetent
* Cronyism
* Racist
* Anti-women
* Big spenders
* Massive deficits
* Anti-children (i.e. future generations)
* Arrogant
* Hated and laughed at around the world

I could go on. I'm telling you, if I was the Product Manager in charge of the Republican Party, I think I'd be looking for a new job. They're asbestos. They're Exxon Valdez. They're Chernobyl.

But because I'm nice, here's some repositioning clues for the GOP, if they'd ever like to emerge from the political wilderness. Think of them as Tylenol, after the poisoning. Or Coca-Cola Classic, after New Coke:

* Green
* Pro-science
* Self-reliance
* Cooperative
* Balanced budget
* Anti-spending
* Low-taxes (for all, not just the rich)
* Pro small business
* Pro separation of church and state
* Pro middle-class
* Pro law enforcement and gun control
* Pro constitution
* Pro civil liberties
* Pro privacy

But hey, I'm not holding my breath. The GOP has been hijacked by ignorant fools, born-again nutjobs and corrupt lobbyists. They'll be out of power for a generation, unless they nuke themselves and start over.

The GOP dies this week.

Let's all dance on their grave.

Here's Sarah Palin, who could be President of the United States of America in a few weeks (god forbid), getting punked

Enjoy.

Man, what an idiot.

And then Dick Cheney came out of his cave to make sure McCain and Palin got destroyed on Tuesday

Thanks Dick.

Try not to destroy the country (any more than you already have) these last few weeks, OK?

Folks, when the history is written, I'm not sure the United States of America has ever seen a more destructive, corrupt and downright evil government official than Dick Cheney.

History will be brutal.

And so will his retirement. I see lawyers. Lots and lots of lawyers. For the rest of his life.

Shouldn't George Bush (and Dick Cheney) have given a speech like this one a few months ago? Shouldn't the Republican leadership have demanded it?

The Republicans should have taken care of business and cleaned up their own house, like they did back in '74.

But not once has Bush apologized. Not once has a Republican leader called for Bush's resignation or impeachment. Not once has this corrupt and incompetent administration admitted their faults and their crimes and their mismanagement of the foreign and domestic affairs of the land.

The voters will now do what the Republican leadership should have done months ago.

And because they, the GOP, did not do the right thing, they will be punished, severely. Possibly to never return.

The Republican party, yet again, has lost the trust and respect of the American people.

Good riddance.

History will be brutal.

Serious Question - what's up with the people in the red states?

Here's Dick Morris, who loves high priced hookers, detailing how McCain may win

It's interesting that folks like Dick Morris are even paying attention to the nationwide preference percentages.

Uh, Dick, there's this thing called the Electoral College. After you're done shagging your hookers, you might want to look at it.

(Isn't it fun when GOP weirdos like Dick Hookers Morris and Bill Falafel O'Reilly get together?)

Meanwhile, as Morris previews, watch the dying GOP throw everything they've got at Obama this weekend. Some really, really nasty stuff.

So Sarah Palin said she'd release her medical records. Yet there's just three more days until the election and still no files. Hmmm....

No medical records. No press conference. No Meet the Press appearance. And yet this idiot could still be President of the United States in just a few short months.

43% of the American people are truly hopeless. They'd vote for a turtle if was the GOP candidate.

So, why no medical records?

Got something to hide?

George Bush will likely pardon Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzales, Harriet Miers, Karl Rove and Donald Rumsfeld. Should Obama warn him not to do that?

I think if Obama gets the message out now that if Bush pardons any of the criminals in his administration, that Obama won't protect Bush himself against future criminal prosecution.

Pardons? Sure, go ahead, but you'll go to jail yourself Mr. Bush.

Otherwise, you'll see Bush pardon every person who ever worked for him.

Watch for this to be the big story soon, leading up to the Glorious Final Day.

The stench of a loser.

And then, after America was raped, it turned on its rapists

Unfortunately, the rapists run free, and cashed in to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars, while America burned.

But a slim majority of Americans (finally) wised up, and tossed these discredited hacks and their party overboard, for the time being.

History will be brutal. And these rapists should be hounded for the rest of their lives. Rocks and garbage. Pies to the face. Anything and everything to show them that their smut is no longer welcome in the land of the free and the land of the brave.

And they can spend their loot in hell.

"If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War"

"If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it's not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets."

-Author Erica Jong, October 2008

Here's McCain advisor and former Sec. of State Lawrence Eagleburger throwing Sarah Palin (Idiot) under the bus.

"I don't think at the moment she is prepared to take over the reigns of the presidency. I can name for you any number of other vice presidents who were not particularly up to it either. So the question, I think, is can she learn and would she be tough enough under the circumstances if she were asked to become president, heaven forbid that that ever takes place?"

"Give her some time in the office and I think the answer would be, she will be [pause] adequate. I can't say that she would be a genius in the job. But I think she would be enough to get us through a four year... well I hope not... get us through whatever period of time was necessary. And I devoutly hope that it would never be tested."

Should Elizabeth Dole, the sleaziest politician in America today, be sued for defamation and slander?

[UPDATE - KAY HAGAN JUST FILED A SLANDER LAWSUIT TODAY AGAINST ELIZABETH DOLE. BRAVO.]

Insinuating that your church-going former Sunday school teacher opponent is an atheist and voicing over "there is no god" at the end of the commercial as if it was her opponent is easily the most despicable and shameless political ad in American campaign history.

Elizabeth Dole is a Republican candidate stooping lower than I ever thought even a Republican could. Although it's not too surprising given that she's married to hatchet-man Bob Dole, and holds the seat of one of the most disgusting Senators of all time, Jesse Helms.

If this is allowed to stand, what's next? Ads that proclaim your opponent is a child molester? With a voice impersonator saying "I like to molest children" while a picture of the candidate is showing?

Shameless. And if not illegal, at least grounds for a civil lawsuit. This is the very definition of slander.

The Republican Party should call for this ad to be taken down, and should apologize on the behalf of its candidate since she doesn't have the sense or the class to do that herself. The US Senate should censure Elizabeth Dole when it reconvenes. Kay Hagan should file suit for defamation and slander. And John McCain should also disavow this ad.

But don't hold your breath for any of that. Since that would be the right thing to do.

Above all, the people of North Carolina should show Elizabeth Dole the door. And they should loudly protest her wherever she goes, for the rest of her life, unless she apologizes. Elizabeth Dole is scum, and she should be treated like scum by all Americans, left, right and center.

Representative Chris Shays, Republican-CT: "He (McCain) has lost his brand as a maverick; he did not live up to his pledge to fight a clean campaign"

John McCain - America's Biggest Loser. A scum-of-the-earth politician who has been exposed for the fraud he is.

Nice to see the GOP throwing him under the bus.

Now let's watch the GOP throw itself under the bus.

Just for laughs... here's the worst and most ineffective political ad of all time, thanks to the dying GOP. Enjoy!

He had a dream. And on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, it will finally be realized.

Here's Obama's prime-time ad video in case you missed it

Poor McCain. He just can't compete.

Elizabeth Dole. Fascist.

Watch this race. It'll be nice if the folks of North Carolina reject the gutter politics and Anti-American Fascist behavior of Elizabeth Dole.

She disgusts me, and she should disgust any free-thinking patriotic American.

The Republican Party - The Party That Wrecked America, and Pretended Like They Were The Party of God In Order To Fool Ignorant Suckers Into Voting Against Their Own Economic Interests.

This is called kicking them when they're down

One word.

Landslide.

Here's Barbara West, a local GOP operative (oops, I mean "reporter") in Florida, interviewing for her job with Fox News

SHOCK VIDEO: A sad view from Sean Hannity's America - the land of racist, ignorant and dangerous fools

I hope Obama doesn't do any more open unsecured events, like the one he's planning for election night in Chicago.

It's just too dangerous out there. This video should convince you of that.

Thank you John McCain. Thank you Sarah Palin. Thank you Karl Rove. Thank you Sean Hannity. Thank you Rush Limbaugh.

You wrecked America. You and your army of angry, misinformed, un-American, pretend-Christian, dangerously ignorant fools.

I seriously can't believe how disgusting parts of America have become.

Enjoy as the McCain campaign goes into total and complete meltdown

John McCain will never recover from this humiliating defeat.

His reputation is in tatters. He'll be known as the scoundrel who ran the most disgusting and evil campaign in US history. Kids a hundred years from now, when they hear the words "John McCain" or "Sarah Palin" will think "fraud", "idiot" or "low point for America".

Goodbye John McCain. You lived a good life and built a good reputation, and then you destroyed it in a desperate and humiliating quest for power.

America hates you. America laughs at you (and your idiot of a running mate).

Go away.

FLASH: BARACK OBAMA WINS US PRESIDENCY IN HISTORIC 369 TO 169 ELECTORAL LANDSLIDE, GOP SWEPT FROM POWER AS INCUMBENTS ROUTED IN HOUSE AND SENATE RACES

Tomorrow's headlines here today.

We would like to congratulate Barack Obama on his historic landslide victory over John McCain, and hope he governs as he ran - as a centrist, competent, collaborative, coalition-building, inspirational agent of change.

America is in a world of trouble after eight disastrous years. It's time to get us back on track, and let America be America again.

I love Fox News

It's fun watching them as it all falls apart.

They get louder, nastier and more pathetic every day.

Damn fine entertainment though!

This is what a historic leader sounds like

Hope for a hopeless nation.

Just in the nick of time.

And then, as predicted here, Sarah Palin (Idiot) helped cost John McCain the election

Sarah Palin helped destroy the party that destroyed America.

Interesting.

And then the GOP, the party that wrecked America, was completely and forever destroyed.

It's fun to go back and read the Republican trolls and their misguided predictions. I don't think they saw it coming.

America's not embracing the Democrats, don't get that confused. Nope, America is simply kicking the Republicans to the curb.

The GOP has been destroyed.

It will never, EVER, come back.

The national Republican Party is now dead.

Goodbye Rush Limbaugh. Goodbye John McCain. Goodbye Sean Hannity. Goodbye George Bush. Goodbye Karl Rove. Goodbye Fox News. You are completely and forever discredited. You wrecked America and you are now dead.

That said, the former members of this dead and discredited party will resurface, and they'll likely form new political parties. Some might even stay under the old "Republican" banner, after the GOP civil war. But the GOP as you knew it is now dead.

Good riddance.

Never before has a political party, and their ignorant and misguided supporters, done so much damage to America. And the Republicans are now competing with the German Nazi Party for the banner of "most destructive political party in world history".

Good riddance.

History will be brutal.

And then Ted Stevens (R-Alaska), the GOP's most powerful Senator and currently up for re-election, was found guilty of taking bribes on all counts.

Enjoy jail Ted.

And thanks for wrecking America.

Funny though that Stevens took less than Palin did. Maybe she'll join him one day...

Vote 'em all out folks. Every last stinking one of 'em.

2009 - 2012 could have been the most dangerous time in world history. If Americans had been stupid enough to elect John McCain. Whew.

Get your predictions in... Who'll be the 2012 GOP nominee for President?

Here's a few names for ya. First, the reformers, that would have a chance of putting the GOP back on track in 2012:

1) Lou Dobbs
2) Michael Bloomberg
3) Jeff Flake
4) Joe Scarborough
5) there's gotta be more? who am I missing?

And then the standard same-old, same-old right wing GOP hacks, that would go down to a Mondale-like defeat against Obama/Biden:

1) Newt Gingrich
2) Sarah Palin
3) Bobby Jindal
4) Mitt Romney
5) Tim Pawlenty
6) Mike Huckabee
7) Bill Frist
8) Mark Sanford

My prediction? Same-old, same-old, and the GOP puts up Mitt Romney who'll get slaughtered. Or they'll go with new and fresh and put up Jindal, who'll also get slaughtered, being that he's a far right wing loon. Or they'll go back-to-the-future with Gingrich. That would be fun, but of course, he'd get slaughtered too.

Then, in 2016, after a decade out of power, you'll see the young centrist reformers make their move, against some boring Democratic nominee like Mark Warner. And that'll be an interesting election.