November 2, 2008

Anyone seen George Bush? Maybe at a McCain rally? Or one of the House or Senate races? What, nobody's seen him? Gee, why do you suppose that is?

Oh, that's right, when you and your party wreck a country and devastate the world, I guess it's best to stay out of sight and out of mind.

You do realize that John McCain is running as the REPUBLICAN candidate for president though, right? You know, the party headed for the past eight years by GEORGE W. BUSH. And supported 100% by the likes of SEAN HANNITY and RUSH LIMBAUGH, with its own broadcast news network FOX NEWS.

Come on America. Wake the f*ck up. Show this party the door.

A Presidential Vanishing Act, by Design

WASHINGTON — It’s the week before Election Day. Do you know where your president is?

Probably not, and that is by design. With Senator John McCain lagging behind in the polls and many other Republicans fighting for their political lives, the nation’s top Republican — President Bush — is intentionally lying low this week, and is likely to do so until after Americans cast their ballots to pick his successor.


Anonymous said...

Bush has been rumored to have fallen head-first into a bottle of Jack Daniels for entire the last week...

It is rumored that he has been throwing up on his shoes and crawling on his knees through his own vomit begging God for Mercy and forgiveness for killing all those young Americans over a lie and money and is foregoing meals in the hope in the end is near.

It is also rumored that Vice President Cheney has been videotaping these activities for use later at his trial for evidence that George was really just a stupid, ignorant drunken frat boy.

It is said that Cheney has purchased a new Gulfstraem private aircraft that is fully loaded and on 100% 24/7 standby with a permanent one-way flight plan filed to Dubai, new corporate home of Halliburton.

Meanwhile Walter Reed hospital is on Full Alert to handle the volume of expected suicide attempts by GOP politicians after Tuesday Nights election results...

Anonymous said...

George W. Bush, aka '43'

(or sooner, by censure and forced removal from office hopefully)


GOP = Never to Recover.


Anonymous said...

Mr. Bush is enjoying the last couple months of his presidency relaxing in his White House family room, watching old movies, listening to cds, looking at fabric swatches with Laura for their retirement home in Texas. He's semi-retired now and loving it. Don't cry for George, America.
He's escaping the burning mess with a smirk.