September 28, 2008

Sarah Palin (Idiot), the soon-to-be former VP candidate for the flailing and failing GOP, and an embarassing footnote in US history, on SNL

McCain Camp insiders say Palin "clueless"

The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous." One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, "What are we going to do?" The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date, possibly never. People on the inside are saying the Alaska Governor is "clueless."


Paul said...

Absolutely Brilliant! Hopefully she will be able to go to the debate. Can you imagine the skit on SNL after that. Who will play Joe Biden. Most importantly, how much exposing her for the nut she is will allow us to save our country by getting the Republicans out of there.

Anonymous said...

That was disgusting and childish.

Anonymous said...

McCain-Palin ticket dead.

The old warmonger and mooseturd will be beaten down again later this week. This time, the Pride of Wasilla goes down like the Titanic.

Stay Tuned.

mock democracy said...

"The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous."

Taking some 'liberties' with that statement...

The USA has held several mock elections and a mock administration has held a mock 'war on terror' while the REIC created a mock housing boom and a REAL economic crash, which allowed a mock bailout plan; ALL are being described as "disastrous."

Anonymous said...

"That was disgusting and childish."

What???? Did you see the actual Palin interview? SNL practically just recited the transcript from that interview. Truly embarrassing!

Anonymous said...

McCain Camp insiders say Palin "clueless"

Don't be fooled. It is part of "lowering expectations" for the debate.

Malcolm said...

What makes it funny is that if you compare this skit to the actual interview, she starts out answering almost word for word with the original.

keith said...

Here's the real transcript and some of the hilarious lowlights:

Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.

Palin: Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…

Couric: Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

Palin: We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.

the missiles are coming! said...

" the state that I am the executive of..."

The CEO of Cold War Threat Identifiers Inc.?

Anonymous said...

Palin distraction not worth discussing.

DC is stealing your future.

DO you care?

Anonymous said...

Don't be fooled. It is part of "lowering expectations" for the debate.

No no no. Remember how when she first surfaced as vp pick she supposedly energized the base? The people on the right went wild for her, she embodied all the traits of the perfect candidate, tough on spending, tax cutter and moose hunter, all in one (and sexy too!).Then, remember how she supposedly gave such a great speech at the convention? No, I fully expect her to be able to carry herself at the debate and expect nothing less than what the republicans claim she is, perfection. Lets not let them forget what a terrific choice mccain made and how great she supposedly is. After all, she has executive experience! I for one will not let the bar be lowered for her performance at the next debate. BTW I also expect to LMAO when its over!

Anonymous said...

Lady, if Putin ever really did "rear his head" at you, you would be toast! What a ditzoid.

bitterenter said...

Republicans LOVE their leaders stupid and clueless. This won't change many minds. After all, look at the last 8 years.

The white trash mentality needed to vote republican supports this idiot and cherishes her every word.

Ya gotta love those republicans!

Anonymous said...

That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it’s got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

Bali Girl said...


I thought you were over the top when you said she would wind up dropping out. Now i really think she may... or that she may be forced to.

One thing though: I think the chick really DOES think she's capable of it. Hell, of being a 2 term Pres., for that matter. Her ultra inflated ego says it, her gold fish in a tiny guppy bowl mentality says it, her self realized mission from God says it. She's not going down easy. I'll bet she really, truly thinks those Couric interviews went OK, and that evil liberal people are just being mean to her.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry Americans should be outraged at McCain.
McCain chose his VP canidate after a 15 minute meeting.
Every republican out there and Fox News station defended his pick.
Oh how they loved Palin.
Oh my housewives are running out and purchasing Palin's 300.00 plus eye glasses.
Oh how she is just one of us.
McCain has made some serious major fuck ups, do you want him as your President? I think not.
I seriously question anyone who is voting for McCain..What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you so much of a fucking racist low life that you would continue Bush-McCain politics for the next 4 years.
I am sorry I don't want to hear one more fucking American defend McCain...Thats like defending Bush.
So fuck off you jackass

Anonymous said...

Once in a while you will see two teams compete against each other. One super talented team that should go on and win the championship and the other which has very little talent and should not be in the league at all. What happens is that the less talented team is so bad that it drags the other team down and they end up playing poorly. So poorly that the team that shouldn't win ends up winning.

could that happen in the VP debate? the debate descends into chaos and biden ends up performing at palin's level? And he gets frustrated and says something (like calling her stupid or worse) that causes voters to turn on him and obama?

If it degenerates into mud slinging I bet palin can sling it with the best of them.